Treat ’er likea DAWG ;

yoou neqroes are so funny . yesss yooou neqroes are funny as shit. like seriously ; laffinq out loud - kicckinq and screaminq funny. i laff at yoou. i laff at yoou neqroes everyday - and yoou learn sumthinq new everyday. quess what i learned today? that neqroes lie. even the qood neqroes lie. i think we are all liars - cuss kesi lies too. but im kaybee so i have an excuse riqht ??

no. i wuss told that lyinq is badd forr yoou. that if yoou lie yoour blood will turn cold and yoou will be cold-blooded. like a snake. arent snakes cold-blooded?? i thinkk they are so if yoou lie yoou are a snake. sneaky-canivinq snake. but i wont even qive yoou niqqas that much. snakes are smart. they have...carisma - wits. they are clever. but yoou funny neqroes...yoou neqroes are DAWGS! and i know how yoou neqroes pride yoourselves on beinq dawqs .

i really dnt understand that. dawqs are stupid. so yoou silly ass neqroes are happy to be called a dummb ass animal - backwards ! dawqs are funny. they make me laff just like yoou neqroes do . they shit - then they smell they shit - i quess cuss they wanna know how they shit smells ; they throw upp and eat they throw upp cuss it must taste qood to them. they chase their own tails. yess ! knowinq that once they qet it - they qonna let it qo cuss its their tail and qoddamn it hurts when yoou bit it. but the dawq is so dumb ; cuss once they let qo they qonna chase it aqain. yoou neqroes are happy to be called dawqs!

and i know dawqs - shit i have a dawq. and when im talkinq on the fone - he barks at niqht forr no reason. but i tell yoou one thinq..a dawq is qood at this , beinq cute and protectinq so i quess yoou dumb ass silly ass neqroes are qood forr that. beinq cute and holdinq it down. yoour still dumb thoe . i still laff at yoou. im laffinq now. and yoou niqqas pride yoourselves in beinq called a dawq ...i dnt qet it